Denmark

The Kingdom of Denmark is a nation southwest of Sweden. Denmark is inhabited by a strange set of humans called Danes. These people have evolved the ability to speak like if they had stuck a hand grenade in their mouth and they refuse to stop speaking like that. Also blocking your way in super markets or shops with shopping carts and suddenly stop walking when you are a few steps behind them is a character of their impeded social skills.

History
Denmark is said to be one of the oldest countries. Don't believe that, it is Russian propaganda.

Politics
Tried to annex Schleswig through border trade and Hot Dogs. Kills native birb population with wind turbines.

Demographics
Denmarks population suffers from aging since many young people wore socks over their chino-trousers, which caused a constriction of the veins and lead to death feet. Can you imagine a life without feets? No? Thouse youngsters neither.